DEED SPEAKS (not on behalf of HAIRY PARENTS)


	RRRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Steroids make you go RRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR! But they are extremely Mint! Medically prescribed I'm afraid. I'd love to say I was injecting Illegal steroids into my helmet to achieve some twisted massive Bell monster like some mega Cock possessed Throb merchant but these ones will do Fine TA and almost create the same result, minus the pus/blood emissions and a smell of gangrene. Im filled with the type of rigour to make the wife wince and i feel GGGRRRRRRReeaaattt (Effected in some well wack, tony the tiger impressions, If you know Deed you know "Ee Dont do impressions" except MC Chillum "Saaaaaafffe" Go on i said it, Thats me doing Him.....Unlucky bwoy now Deeds on the Roids, He's splitting motherfuckers Shits from Lidl up to Cock Road at Mo! RRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR Tell Cathy Barry not to poke er ead out door i'd knock those nipples Straight!......AWAY! Bye
	TV NEEDS ME! Part One deeds selling pitch for his new top TV PROGRAMME! "Kill it, Fuck it, Eat It, Shit It, Fuck it again!" The RSPCA has yet to give its Blessing to the programme!
	I DON'T DO SHOUT OUTS (Usually) I THINK ITS HAPHAZARD TO BIG UP INDIVIDUALS/GROUPS TODAY, WHO INEVITABLY (IN SOME CASES) TURN OUT TO BE (NOT TO BE STEREOTYPICAL IN ANYWAY) EMBARRASSING LET DOWN BASTARDS, BUT EXCLUDING POPULARISING MYSELF WITH CONTEMPORARIES (STILL GIVE I A SHOUT OUT ON YOUR NEXT SHIT THOUGH - CONTRADICTING PRICK, EH). I FEEL I MUST AT LEAST ACKNOWLEDGE THE PAST CREWS, MEMBERS & AFFILIATES WHO IN EACH & EVERY WAY HAVE BEEN INFLUENTIAL & HELPFUL IN VARIOUS DECREASING AMOUNTS. THESE PEOPLE ARE ONLY HUMAN, SO MANY, I REPEAT MANY HAVE BEEN / ARE / WILL BE - FUCKED UP EMBARRASSING LETDOWN BASTARDS BUT FOR WHAT ITS WORTH HERE'S THE ROLL CALL, CRETINS! FAMILY: MUST FIRST GIVE AN UN-DYING LOVE FILLED DEBT OF GRATITUDE TO MY WIFE, RACHEL ANN (KENNEDY) WELLS, MY AMAZING AND OFTEN WELL BEHAVED OFFSPRING, AMELIA, ELYSIA AND ISAAC WELLS, OLD WELLSY (COLIN) BRO (MIKE) FOR HELPING BUILD THE PARLOUR, OUR MUH! (NINA) & LITTLE SISTER (AMY-BELLE.) THE FAMILY KENNEDYS, GREENS, WELLS'S, KNOWLANDS AND DIDCOTS - ANY FURTHER DOWN THE DNA STRAND IS FUTILE! MY YOUTH: THE BADCATS, THE DEVILS, E.R.A. & K.P.T (101 & 808 DIVISIONS) THE DELLA FORCE CREW, CRAZY SHINE, STREET FORCE. TWILIGHT ROCKERS (CRAZY, SHAR, STU B, SNUB, DEAN B, JIG, PANDY, SUE, KAR, SPRINGER, TURTLE MASTER, MARK n'MAX, CHUBB: VICKI, LISA, GAMBLING, JAKE, WALKERS, TURNIP, KINGSWOOD COUGARS / SIOUX WORRIORS - DUBBED ARTS - TEE CUT POSSE 87;(DECOR 8/DOME, PARIS, DIN/FUZE, MAZE, BELL, BRAZE, BREEZE, CEMA,YMCA & SUMMIT = MAGGIE/ LINDA/DAVE/JOHN/STEVE /BRIAN/ERIC/) THE UNITED BOMBERS (CHEO, TEO, ERA, SHAB, CEMA, CHOAM, DRAW, SP 27, TURO, CENT, JODY, SLOE, CUBA, CHAOS, INKIE, JON NATION AND LENNY Etc Etc.) TEE CUT 88; (PARIS, SCRIBE, DJ TROUBLE 'C, DJ KISS, DOPE G, CHAIRMAN G.LEN, WIGGY B, HIGGINS, SPENCER, MC CHILLUM (SAAFE), AND THE OTHER IDIOTS later inc. B.R.C. KILM (REBO & FRESH KC) TEE CUT SECURITY (KRIS KHAN, S. FUDGE, SI HUTTON, GOODIE, BIG NIGE REID) SUPPLIERS OF THE FRESHEST IMPORTS: GLEN, PEARCY, OUSEY, DALE, JOHN T, ADULTHOOD: TRANSCRIPT CARRIERS: KANT CONTROL THE RIME KEEN, THE McREBOM, BURNING VERNON, BEANZ 57, - UNDIVIDED ATTENTION / THE U.K. CHAPTER WATERFALL MUSIC / BASTARD SON OF LORD LUCAN MANAGEMENT / T.C.T.V. TORCH'IN SYNDROME / MICK@UNION HALL / The P.P.O.I.F.S. NON TACK, BIG DICKED FISH - N.F.C - BK - TUFF 2 CHASE (BOULDI, BROW, SOAK, FINE, QUIN) YARD BASH POSSE, UNDIVIDED ATTENTION : PARLOUR TALK (SIR BEANZ O.B.E A.K.A. STEPHEN PERRET (HEE HEE) SOUND OF FURY (RHYMEMASTER MAJESTA, CUT KING FRIKSHUN / D.J. NAME) /DISRUPTION (SPYE, CELLO, STICKA) /FINESTYLER/ MAYOR QUINBY / HP / ALL CREATURES / VELOCARAPTORS / THE DENIMSTRATORS (BUTTON FLY) I.D.CRISIS / TURBO ISLAND (QUIN/ SLY HANDOVER / NAME/ FLEX/ BACKSPIN TIM/ POPEY/CATH-CHRIS N ROB)THE SHEPPHERD/ QUICK, CHEAP & NASTY MEAT BAND: KEN TUCKY-THE TURKEY DRUMMER /PAT-A /BEARD OF MEATS / KEVIN BACON / IAN BEEF / CHI KEN GREY HAM/ GORDON & All At HALAMISTIS INTERNATIONAL BULK / CARELESS DISREGARD DIVISION / SEVERNEX, HALA NAPA and The MONACO MOTEL THE REST OF YOU: (XTRA CHEERS EARS: /SAR/ CATH/ ROX/ SOPH /LEIGH/ KIRSTY/ EMMA /GEMMA/ JESSIE/ LUCY/ STREET MASTERS/ SUPREME CUT ROCKERS/ DAVID LLOYDS/ UPFRONT/ TEEPEE/ BLUE EYES/ IYERS/ GINO/ EDDIE G/ IUAEN/ / PAUL/ POS/ AWKWARD/ ALI B/ EDDIE P/ DANNY C/ RACHEL M/ ACID JAZZ ,HOXTON FANS AND LUVVIES/ SI JON/ BUNJY/ UPMOST/ GIZ/ LOGIK/ GEOFF BARROW/ ANDY SMITH/ TUROK/ MONK/ ACME/ WARP/ ROWDY/ PEN/ VERMIN/ TK/ RAPID FIRE/ B BOY C/ HERMAN AND T/ SCOTT HENDY/ RISKI/ IAN DARK/ SAKE/ BHGM/ FIRST RATE/ 7STU7/ SON OF NOISE/ SUSPEKT/ RED UP/ OCP/ MR FANTASTIC/ MYSTICS/ SHADE/ INFZ/ TRISTAN B/ TEAM ALAN/ RINKY DINKS/ FLX/ C FROO AND CREW (K-WURD)/ ACNE/ DAVE RUF/ DJ FORMAT AND THE SOUTHHAMPTON GARDEN CREW/ DEF TEX & THE NORWICH POSSE/ APOC AND LEICESTER HEADS/ AROE/ FLUKE/ RAGE AND BRIGHTON CREW/ DAVE RSC/ BOWER/ DBS/ KILO/ BRUNEL POSSE (BTEC) (88-90) & (92-94)/ F-WORD/ RAP TRADE/ FRESHBLOOD/ STEPHEN W, ANDY C, MIKE L/ HHC/ GEORGE M, BIG DADDY/ GRAND SLAM/ ROBOTIC BRAINS/ JON NATION/ FARM YARDEES/ DOGBITE/ WOLFTOWN/ PLATOON/ UBOE/ MZEE/ MBA-LOKEY,SOKER,NACH,SORSE) STEPCHILD/ BEN 1/ DALE/ AND ALL SWINDON NUTTERS HANDS OF DOOM/ NUMBZ/ FSH/ TCF/ 3PM/ WUNDERBAR/ RUSTLERS VALLEY S.A./ /DISORDER/ THE WELSH (THANKFULLY NOT ALL OF THEM) /AVON ATHLETIC JFC/ LAST OF ALL, KINGSWOOD, SEVERN VALLEY, WEST COUNTRY, UK, EARTH, MILKY WAY AND ITS FELLOW WANDERERS, IM NOT ACKNOWLEDGING DARK MATTER UNTIL IT INTRODUCES ITSELF FORMERLY!!! ....THIS IS AN ONGOING LIST - If you've been missed out please let me know, my memory is slightly hampered by the kush! and Natch at the moment (Dont mention the Roids) and ill wang yer in like (even if I hate you, WURD) CHEERS: PAUL ANTHONY (How gay is that fer a middle name) WELLS / PALE WALLS / DEED - (DJ / MISTER / SCOUTLEADER - not ever has it been 'scoutmaster' get it right you fuckin sods, I furkin hate it! and it grates me like i was 'alf pound o' cheddar, Right! / @21 / DE / ED / DEEZ ONER / DENIM ED / SCREAMING > INDICAS / DESPERATE) ACTION MAN / VELOCARAPTOR 2 / DES:NON / MC WELLUM / and the incredible (?) DJ ALAN LAMB... and I suppose my older aliases... DR GRAFFITI SPRAYCAN / MASTER GRAFFITI / MR CHEESE / SHINE / PSYCO / WIZZARD / 2 BAD / EM2. Item sourced From a tattered transcript owned by; Randy Gossamar a.k.a. Losmandy Dobsonian Plossl a.k.a.Ranolph Guzzlemeov (Halamistis International Bulk and the Careless Disregard Division.)

	Fonts! Typestyles! Calligraphy! When i was 10 i was introduced to Calligraphy (You Know Old english , Humanist hand etc) and really enjoyed Learning to use those fat nibbed bastards, for my 14th birthday me mum got me a Letraset catalogue, thinkin it to be a graphic design manual knowing that her son (Who'd had been touted as a commercial artist since young by relatives) had shown interest in these things (Electro 34, impressed her as i remember utilising a blank LP cover nicked from music class which id daubed on in felt tips!) at first not interested in this selfish promotion of dry sheet transfers until i realised 'Pride' from chrome angels had utilised the font 'Crillee Italic' in his graf, made me pick up the book again like! took it to school wiv i did I done, Son. 2 Years later i start a College/YTS Course up at Brunel (College) whist doing vinyl graphics in Fishponds and spent most dinner times studying more Font and Type Catalogues whilst alternatively trying to incorporate Graf styles into the signwork (Digitising pieces and computer cutting them in self adhesive vinyl using a very very early mac! Fantastic!) After a year I Moved YTS placement and was Thrust into the old ways by some traditional Ticket Writers and Signwriters who taught me old Skool layout and weight to type, as well as Darkroom, Screenprint, Brass Block Foil Pressing, Doing Exhibition work for Saatchi and Saatchi (Hence my 'vacation' shout out), BBM, Birds Eye, Colgate and More with My work going out to the middle East and farther. Also designing and producing 'Point of sale' for Debenhams, Co-Op, Food Giant, Brookes, Bakers dolphin (Remembers thems eh!) Many More and oh yes! F**Kin Mountstevens and all Produced without a bloody computer. 4 Years Later I get my first Mac (Cheers PegLeg!) Fookin Great they are! Still got one but picking and pissing about wiv yer Type is easy if i wanted a particular font it would be drawn up and handcut by scalpel in ruby film, you needed talent to pull off 'Commercial Script' or fucking hell 'Palace Script' in uppercase! most people have a thousand fonts at there fingertips on crappy PC's and dont appreciate or have loved the Fonts they can use. I Mean Letraset was £8 pound a sheet back then and there was never enough 'S' and 'E's. Think yerself Lucky and next time you choose a font for whatever crap you may print out ask yerself is it necessary or does that style suit the application your applying it too. but hey its the 21st Cuntery Kids! Least we got Graf! and fuckin HTML

	5 Things you didnt know about Deed! 1. alot of people call me Bin laden, but they don't know I am Bin laden. 2. Me and Wasps don't have any type of thing going on. 3. My willy lies to the left and more the comfortable for it. 4. I've never taken a boat to portugal, but it was a good way to start a rhyme. 5. I have fingered two men, if you count doing the same chap twice, ouch!
	Why Hamas is Crap! (15/01/09) 22 days into the latest religious based conflict, over a thousand dead Palestinians cant keep up with the injured tally, and acres of housing, hospitals, schools and UN Buildings reduced to rubble! and hamas's Total: A poultry Bakers dozen, 2 dogs and a swimming pool filled with paper mache rockets with Lidl bags full of match heads fer a warhead! Come on chaps, Driving around in second hand vauxhalls waving AK's and somersaulting thru Fire ain't gonna help anyone! and why aint Iran helping out, they've probably got some better made missiles maybe get some finance, or lease purchase arranged. Blow mother-fuckers up! this rubbish is well one sided! Where is Team America? Nice mess awaiting for your first day Mr President! Dont be a Cock. ...Please!
	Blackadder vs Fawlty Towers I cannot conceive, Mrs Richards.
	BITTER WIND (1995) So never give up the ghost , the Casper resets the watch it’s way past the Time for the 12’s and more - I keep the Score board busy - The figures re- Shuffle - You’re forewarned the lawn gets Watered so we fuck the hose pipe ban The green grass now follows the Parlour talk when the gippo twins lost it The wanna be travellers stopped rap’n The drips kept tapping I slapped a monkey wrench on the fossette Bitter as the north wind Time got wasted - Other members got pasted so You can all forget about the Transcript’s Undivided attention expanded We're more than a label name - We fuck right Past the mediocre tapes that you rate so Much - Aint no tear’s over broken toys and If you didn’t hear the Carriers disbanded Here go the lords of the under Appreciated - I feel like water in a micro Wave that get's agitated 100 degrees or percent- I’d settle for the Same in sterling for the rent - May be It’s the cool manner we hold bread to ransom Bring the ham and cheese - I’ll fuck right Through the jar of Branston and Big chinned Guy’s like Ted Danson will answer to This - So tell me who’s the fabulous Metaphors materialize in front of eyes, bare Witness to whiteness, is it short sightness on Your part you wonder - Days of thunder But I ain't no poxy actor with a quiff Or a wealthy rapper wearing spliffy Who's licking in a jiffy Lap dogs to a slip of a girl on a Summers day with pretty blonde curls Picturesque views I skewiff with the Power of a neutron device for mass clearance Built from house hold appliances Gifted in the art of domestic sciences Stir I up a casserole with plenty of Beanz, means, we cleans up, while the Dreams of the green faced are ruptured Get your crew and re-structure We head on - For twenty furlongs Strong as an oxo cube in your south tube Wince for a second - Who’s First to come forth - And offer you a Third of a jacket potato on the fifth November nights just fly-by I’m with him Carry on Colonel - You're flying hurdles With the Queen’s own regimental wurzels Cider drinkers, filthy thinkers Sailors, time piece tinkers and tailors So forget those Fashion freaks with their Un-stable out of date haberdashery I’ll kick your fuckin head in drug addict When I drink I’m loud and sporadic Hip-Hop periodicals feel the Brunt of my crew’s witty repartee We make the gas bags in the van Laugh out whole heartedly cause everybody’s Real and I’m as fake as a thirty pence piece D J Beanz O.B.E. (P.Wells. Copyright Control 1995.) Found an electronic copy of me lyrics that the missus had typed up! Share an share alike


DEED SPEAKS, Does a bit like it would probably say on the tin, Like. I'm gonna use this little corner of the HIB/HP Web extravaganza to post my Views, Memories, Lies and General Ramble in no specific order or to any timescale! so pop by occasionally when your really *uckin bored and mild amusement and insight may be gathered, if you dont like the sound of that, fair enuff you probably smell of dempster anyway!